ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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