Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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