I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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