i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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