My room smells like vodka and shame
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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