just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
that's an acceptable place to lick
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
ttyl tear gas
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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