dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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