I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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