Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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