so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
No I am not eating basil off your cock
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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