I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I supernannyed him into submission
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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