id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
you traded sex for a burrito?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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