so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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