Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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