We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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