we're blogging at a bar
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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