absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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