so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
