what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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