We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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