i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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