i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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