We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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