i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
You smell like stripper and shame
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
organizing the empties. That sober.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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