Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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