You work out of a Hotel?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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