he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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