so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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