he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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