brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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