"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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