you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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