ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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