I only kidnapped one of them. chill
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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