Sry I called you an 8
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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