now i know why i became what i already was.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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