I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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