aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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