it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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