i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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