I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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