hotel room ftw
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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