just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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