i think my tv is drunk
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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