so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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