I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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