I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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