I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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