I don't remember. Are we still dating?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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