just come out here and I will go home with you...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
its liver damage thursday
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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