i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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