its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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