Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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