I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Semen is not good for contacts.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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