Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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