They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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