i don't like sucking hair
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I love you.
Bad choice
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